Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Are you Making Love, or Having Sex, or just Fucking? Further Thoughts

I have received a number of comments regarding a previous article “Are you Making Love, or Having Sex, Or Just Fucking?”

One of the issues that came up was, in a Dominant/submissive relationship, or a cuckolding relationship, where one person is in control of the other one, is that still "Making Love"? Is there still “farming” going on in the sexual component of the involved lovers?

At first I was of the opinion that no, there was not, it was a duality of one partner having sex (fishing) and that the other partner was just fucking (hunting) their partner.

However, after thinking at length about this, I have changed my mind.

This morning, as I was soaping myself in the shower I decided to slap my clittie a bit, just like my beloved Lieza does to me sometimes. I love the way “she” wiggles when Liez does that to me. So then it struck me (pardon the pun) that when Lieza does that to me, I welcome it, I like it, I adore how it feels to have her do that to me. So even though she is being perhaps a bit unconventional as she “makes love to me” that way, it is consensual, it is welcome, and it makes me feel loved by her. She on the other hand, loves doing it to me, she knows I love her doing it, and she does it because she enjoys it.

So there the answer was! We were actually making love to each other, even though in that case she was Domme and I was submissive to her, receiving what could easily be regarded as abuse in other relationships. But it was a fulfilling and loving thing she was doing it to me. I wanted it, and I appreciate her doing it.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

"Never" say NO in the Bedroom!

Most frustration and boredom in a relationship starts with the two letter word: "NO!" Now we all know that that word may come in many formats, like a frosty glare, a bored sigh, a look that says "You want to do what?" or even an indiscreet "FUCK You asshole!"

But in essence, it is the same thing. “We ain’t goin there buddy, forget it!” And just like that, one more trowel of mortar and a brick goes onto the walls we build between the ones we love and ourselves. Divorce is built out of one comment, one action, at a time, repeated over and over. Each time you shut down your loved down, the end of the relationship is just that much closer.

In relationships with a Taker, the “No!”s are frequent and close together. With Givers, the “No!”s are usually farther apart, and there is often time for the recipients of the “No!”s to recover, even heal. Still, . . . . enough “No!”s and the relationship will crumble. Maybe not a divorce, but perhaps it will evidence itself in an affair, or “erectile dysfunction” (love that euphemism for rejection) or some other symptom of dismissal.

So what are the alternatives to “No!”s?

‘Basic Problem Solving 101’ tells us to first analyze the evidence. In other words, WHY did you say “NO!”? This takes honesty, brutal self honesty. Do you need to be in control, and saying “NO!” is how you do it? Or are you afraid of pain? Or perhaps you are hurting from some other previous incident and are saying “NO!” to get back at your partner. There are probably a thousand other reasons as well. But the real question is “Is it worth the rejection you are dishing out on your partner, . . . . . in the long run?”

Step Two is to brainstorm other solutions that do not include the rejection. Let’s say you are being asked by your partner to allow him to penetrate your anus. Just before you blurt out “NO!” you realize that your instant willingness to refuse him was because you are afraid it will hurt too much. After telling your partner the reason that you are hesitant to go along with their fantasy, you might suggest “I will try it with you if you let me be in control of the penetration speed and depth, so I can make sure you stop if it starts to hurt too bad, OK?” That way, even if it does end up hurting way too badly to consummate their fantasy, your partner knows you really did try for them. And they will not take that as a rejection. One less brick in our wall.

So, when you suddenly discover you have been saying “NO!”, and the reason for the discovery is a set of divorce-papers served on you, or you discover their illicit affair, don’t blame your spouse, be honest and have enough integrity to analyze whether it was really your own doing!

Saturday, July 23, 2005

The War of the Worlds. alternate ending

I went to see the War of the Worlds last night with Lieza. Scared the stuffins out of me.

BUT! . . . . .

I was just wondering why H. G. Wells didn’t have the aliens that wanted our world so much just take earth way back when they put all those Tripods underground millions of years ago when only sticks and stone would break their bones?

They spent billions of their own money on such an undertaking (let it sit un-invested for millions of earth years). If they had simply invested that money, they would have owned earth lock stock and barrel by now. Free and clear, titled, deeded and theirs.

So I disagree with the guy that went nuts (and Tom Cruise, bless his heart and cock, had to shut the door before he killed him to keep the PG rating) that said it was an extermination.

I think they had set this ole Earth up as a hunting preserve. I bet all the helmet headed creatures had each paid huge bucks to come hunt us, shoot the shit out of everything, and go home with trophies.

Kind of like catching yellow-fever and sleeping-sickness when you go to Africa to hunt Water Buffalo and Springboks.

I have seen things die in strange ways before, but never had to watch their bum open and disgorge their final meals!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Are you Making Love, or Having Sex, or just Fucking?

There are basically three different attitudes that people have during sex. More specifically, attitudes toward their partner, as they have sex.

They can be categorized, perhaps ‘summed-up’ is a better term, in three very different words, all prepositions.

When you and your partner have intercourse, are you doing ‘it’
TO them, or
FOR them, or
WITH them?

If indeed you are doing it WITH them, then you ARE “making love”. You will probably have an orgasm, you will both probably say “I love you” after the fireworks (and mean it), and you are probably fairly happy in your relationship.

If instead you are doing it FOR them, then the odds are high that you are non-orgasmic, or way too tired, or not turned on by them. You are pretending. You are basically not being honest with the person that is sexing you. Your partner is most likely frustrated, and will in all likelihood have an affair in the near future with someone else.

If you are doing it TO them, then your partner is most likely not a very sexual person. They may deliberately not allow themselves to feel like a sexual being, or they may have religious beliefs about the supposed depravity of enjoying sex, or they may feel trapped in the relationship with you. . . . . . Or, you may so over-power your partner’s needs that you are disregarding their feelings. Either way, you are both probably pretty unhappy.

If categorized in my three favorite ways of looking at human relationships, Hunting, Farming, and Fishing, the following could be said:

If you typically Hunt people, you will most likely do it TO them. Hunting people kills relationships. Hunting results in a kill, when successful. And the fatality in a sexual relationship is the love your partner feels for you.

If you typically Farm people, you will most likely do it WITH them. This is called True Love, results in grateful giving, and satisfies the deepest needs of both partners.

If you typically Fish people, you will most likely do it FOR them. People who Fish others are passive wall flowers that cannot be assertive regarding their own needs. Eventually, the passive one becomes disenchanted with the relationship and withdraws further and further until there are two old people sitting other their porch in rockers, dour looks on their faces, never talking to each other. And then they die. And no one knows what saying to put on their gravestone.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Raising Children the Natural Way

First comes Dr. Spock, telling us not to spank our children. Then, later, the political correctness group starts beating us over the head with the idea that children should never have to learn things "the hard way."

“Protect their egos” we were manipulated into believing.

Don’t let them work until they are older. Not until their young personalities have been fully formed, formed believing that productive work is an unnecessary activity.

Don’t keep track of a children’s game score . . . . because it causes the less talented child to feel badly. For God’s sake!

Then the insurance companies got into the act. Line the kids up whenever they move around. Make sure no kid has any ability to express creativity. STAY IN LINE!

Thinking outside the box is severely punished, by mental abuse, not physical. Ostracism replaces physical punishment.

Did you know that at the age of five, ninety five percent of children are considered highly creative?

By the age of seven (two years in our conformist factories), that percentage has been reduced to under 50%.

By the tender young age of ten, we have trained all but 5% of our children to color inside the lines, conform no matter what, and be utterly ashamed of any thing that resembles creativity.

We remove anything from our playgrounds that could hurt our children, like swing-sets and merry-go-rounds. We don’t let them use any athletic equipment that could in any way injure them. We take dodge-ball out of our gymnasium programs. It goes on and on.

Well, go out in Mother Nature’s world. Watch how the animals (other than the human animal) learn! Survival of the fittest is Mother Nature’s way. Get slower than the wolves and you are food for them. Break a leg and the other rams will bludgeon you to death at worst, at best you will just never again mate with another female. Survival of the fittest. Cleansing of the gene pool. Mother Nature keeps herself fit and lean that way.

Now we human’s are certain we can thwart her. We think we can molly-coddle and protect and look out for our own, and not allow them to learn in Mother Nature’s tried and true way of teaching.

We thumb our noses at the very natural ways that our species arrived at where it was just 100 years ago.

Yeah, right! I shudder to think what will finally happen to us as we stray further and further from Mother Nature’s tried and true ways.

Our gene poll continues to permit, protect, and even assure survival of those Mother Nature, in her ultimate wisdom has clearly shown should not survive.

Do NOT misunderstand me. I am not “Pro” or “Anti” abortion. But by removing the natural results of the tragedy of unwanted pregnancy, we once again thumb our noses at Mother Nature.

At our distinct peril; the distinct peril to our whole species.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Guys, Get the Skid Out of Your SHORTS!

She was breathing hard as her hand reached for his fly. This was to be their very first intimate sexual encounter together! This night had been a long time coming, and they were both incredibly excited!

Slowly, she lowered his zipper, then moved his jeans down his hips, watching with huge, wide, excited eyes as the bulk of his cock bulged against his whitey-tighty underwear.

She was on her knees, so excited about seeing him for the first time. Would he be perfect? Would he be just the right size? What would he taste like, smell like? Did he use talcum powder? How would his testicles look? Would they be soft and wonderfully kissable?

Breathless, she pulled his underwear down. His beautiful cock sprang out! THERE IT WAS! At last!

She smiled, Then saw the skid in his shorts! And SMELLED it!

The look on her face said it all!

Well, you can imagine how enjoyable it was for her after that! And you really want her to kiss and suck on what has been dragging though the shit in your drawers? And SMELLS like shit?

Get a grip mister! On your HYGIENE, not her head . . . . . .

So you, like most men, are mystified by how “it” gets there? You wipe until nothing shows on the TP, right? . . . . And it STILL shows up?

Well, buddy, today is your lucky day. I am going to tell you how to NEVER have skid in your shorts again!



Lets talk first about what that little poop chute of yours is like INSIDE.

If you were to look at your bum with a mirror, you would see your anal opening. It looks like it is closed. And for the most part, it is! BUT, . . . . INSIDE that cute little rose of yours is a little chamber, at the top of which is a sphincter muscle. This interior sphincter muscle, called the “Lifting Muscle”, is what actually holds your “loafs” inside your poop chute until you relieve yourself (“take a shit” for some of you). This chamber between your anus and your “Lifting Muscle” is about the same length as the length from the tip of your middle finger to the second knuckle.

Now, when you “pinch your loaf” as you sit on the toilet, the pinching actually occurs at TWO points. It occurs at both the bunghole opening you can see in your mirror, and also at that interior Lifting Muscle sphincter. So you often end up with about two inches of poop inside your butt.

Didn’t even know it was there, did you?

Well, when that sexy butt of yours moves, it massages that little chamber. And as you use your butt muscles (your gluteus maximus muscles) they periodically squeeze your little chamber with sufficient force to push some of your yucky fecal material out of your bung hole. And from there it is only a short distance to your shorts.

So that is how it gets there in your underwear, DESPITE your best efforts to wipe it all away when you are in the restroom.



So how do you stop that from happening? Simple! But it does require you to change how, and WHAT, you wipe. EVERY TIME!

You must cleanse that little chamber of the fecal material that gets trapped in there! EVERYTIME!

Let’s talk about how to do that.



We already know that that little chamber is the length of the very part of your hand that you ALREADY wipe with. If you could get your middle finger inside that little chamber, you could swab it out! The problem becomes not rubbing blisters on your bung hole as you accomplish that swabbing out.

The way to do that is to WET the TP before you insert it into you. The water does two things. First, it acts as a lubricant on the TP to stop it from abrading your bunghole. Second, it allows you to actually WASH your inner body.

The easiest way to wet the TP is to choose a toilet that is beside a sink, or bath tub. Simply wet the TP each time before you swab it up inside you. You may have to adjust the amount of TP you use with each wipe. And the number of squares of TP you will need depends on what type it is. Single ply TP takes more squares than double ply. But even between brands, the optimum number of squares varies. So just experiment until you find the right number of squares. You will know you have it right by how easy it goes into you and still keeps your finger from getting soiled. As a starting point, Charmin brand double ply toilet paper will be about right with four squares.

The only real hitch occurs when you are in a toilet stall that has no sink. In that case you have to use the water in the toilet bowl. I know, not optimum, but not as bad as having smelly ugly shit in your drawers.

So with a toilet with no other source of water, make sure you flush the toilet before you sit down. That will usually clean the bowl of the toilet pretty well. And then flush again after you have deposited your poop into the bowl. Then you can, without touching the sides, dip the TP into the clean water in the bowl, and wet it that way.

Inserting your middle finger into you, continue to swab out your little chamber until NO fecal material shows on the paper. This can take awhile, depending on your diet. And believe me; your wives will thank you for doing this. It makes wash day so much more pleasant.

Well, it is as simple as that. And you will have much better luck getting the “Head” that you all love so much . . . . giggle

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I am SO TIRED of being lied to

I sometimes wonder just how incredibly stupid the news media thinks we are.

I remember a number of years ago, I attended a presentation by a candidate for county commissioner. The presentation was a long term plan for solving the traffic problems of my home town. And I was duly impressed by the ideas the candidate had.

The next day I read the article that the local paper had written regarding this meeting that I had attended. Then, on the editorial page the editor had written an editorial focusing on the meeting.

I read both, and I did not even recognize the meeting that I had attended! I heard with my own ears the ideas of this candidate. The resulting article was so terribly negative, utterly wrong, and outright misleading.

I have never taken that paper since.

[I did exact revenge for the personal attentions I got from that newspaper’s owner last year! Giggle]

Just a side note before I continue. GUESS WHAT WAS JUST COMPLETED TWO YEARS AGO! Yep! That wonderful plan that the candidate for county commissioner put forward! Yep! The newspaper was totally against it, until their main advertiser changed their mind, then they were suddenly for it.

And so it is with the lies we read daily in most of the media these days. They call it news, and print it in a “NEWSpaper”, but it is nothing more than their personal opinion!

And they don’t’ even have the guts to say so.

If you asked me if I were a republican or a democrat, I would say neither. I, like most of the people in this country, am a “middle of the roader.”

And maybe that is why I HATE the lies told daily, constantly, by the far wings of the right and the left.

Give me a break! I DO have intelligence. Treat me like I have a brain, and I will vote for you. But keep feeding me the lies most of you are feeding me now, and I will work my tail off to ruin your political ambitions.

Personally, the ONLY person in politics I admire most right now is Condoleezza Rice. She seems to me to tell us, and the world’s leader’s, the truth, unvarnished, direct, and it seems to me, honest! What a wonderful combination! She is a concert quality musician, highly intelligent, and ever so up-front. May she live a long, prosperous life, and stick around to lead us honorably for a long time!

http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/THISWILLMAKEYOUPROUD.HTML

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Flirting, Stage Two, for Men

So! You have finally made contact! (See previous article)

Not with a killer one liner, which never works anyway, but by farming your "intended friend" a bit as you two, over a few hours, become speaking acquaintances.

Now comes the time to begin talking to each other.

A word of warning here. If you are looking for a long term relationship, drop any idea of taking her to bed tonight! It does happen, but the relationship rarely survives.

“So what!” you ask me? Well, stop reading any further because this article is not about seduction, it is about flirting, good old fashioned flirting, the kind where both parties grow to care about each other. Not the quickie slam bam thank you ma’am of the current generation. If you wish, you can console yourself by realizing that long term friendships are really the best sex anyway.

So what do you talk about those first few hours anyway?

You talk about HER!

With your head inclined forward, look her in the eye. Continue to look her in the eye as she talks. Ask her questions like “What is your favorite color, animal, food, movie, song, movie star, car, etc.” Ask her about her childhood, her family, her relationship history, her friends. Do you get the point?

And if she asks you about YOU, limit your answer to four informative sentences, then ask about her again.

And be honest, brutally honest. If she asks something you would rather not answer just yet, tell her so. Tell her “I would rather not answer that question until we know each other better.”

Do NOT be afraid to talk about your fears. Or your past. She is going to find out sooner or later anyway, so get it out on the table. Gauge her reaction.

And at this stage of a relationship (brand NEW) you should already be looking for any tell-tale signs of incompatibility, or a Taker.

A Taker is a person that does not give easily and naturally. If you are a giver, then being around a Taker feels great, . . . . for awhile. But then, and pretty darn soon, you start feeling taken advantage of. And you ARE being taken advantage of!

The only relationship that feels good forever is one between two givers. Takers will never be happy. Nor will a giver who is with a Taker be happy very long. That relationship mix just will not work out, long term.

If indeed YOU are the Taker . . . I feel sorry for you and the people around you. YOU are miserable, and THEY are miserable. So change yourself. It is hard, very hard, to become a giver if you are by nature a Taker, but it can be done, and it is the only way for you to ever become happy!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

About Bullies . . . . . of ALL kinds

I grew up on a school playground, just like most of you did. And like most of you, I ran into my share of bullies. I hated them. I feared them. I wished over and over they would leave me alone. I was small as a child, just like I am small as an adult.

Well, one day I took matters into my own hands, so to speak. It wasn't as if I had thought this through, mind you, but it still worked, even if it was spontaneous.

I was in the third grade. One of the bullies walked up behind me and grabbed me around my chest. I suddenly bent over from the waist and KA_BOOOOOOM! He was on the ground in front of me on his back! His eyes, huge and round, were looking up at me in utter astonishment! No one, especially a pipsqueak like me had ever dared to defy him! He got up, dusted himself off, and said “Wow! You know what you are doing!” He turned around and walked off and NEVER bothered me again!

I learned something that day.

In the past I had tried every thing I could think of to get him to leave me alone. My mother told me to ignore him. That sure as hell didn’t work! If anything, he pestered me even more, missing the attention I paid to him when I actively hated him. My daddy told me to always stay in groups with other friends. That didn’t work either. He just barged in and made my friends miserable too. So then THEY started to give ME the cold shoulder. My older brother told me to turn him in to the teacher. The teacher was ineffective with him, because she had no means of punishing him for bad behavior. She was a toothless tiger. So after she talked to him, he got pissed and beat me up.

It was not until I took matters into my own hands, and met him with force, that he stopped bullying me.

And now, today, as I read and see the bullies that call themselves Jihad, and Islamic Fundamentalists, and other idiotic names, I think the same thing. They are willing to kill, maim, and have temper tantrums in front of the whole world! But they are just bullies! Mean tempered, infantile, immature asshole bullies.

And just like the bullies in my school yard, there is no way to placate them, because they intend to kill every one else in the world that does not agree with them. Other Muslims included! What kid of insanity is this?

I have a plaque on my wall. It gives Einstein’s definition of Insanity. Know what it says?

“Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over, yet expecting different results.”

Well, just how insane are we?

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Encouraging Your Man's Stable Erection

Do you wish your lover, whether he be your hubby, or boyfriend, or just a one night stand, would have a nice steel-hard erection?

It is the woman’s obligation to make sure the man is sexually stimulated enough to be able to maintain that erection you want. Well, lets talk about a man’s erection a bit before we talk about helping him “get it up.”

The human male is the only mammal that does not have a bone in his penis. Did you know that? Every other mammal has a bone in their penis that aids in both achieving penetration and maintaining a penetrative erection inside the female of the species. Human males do not have that little “advantage”.

The human penis consists of three “columns” of spongy tissue that, when filled with blood, engorge. As the male is stimulated enough, the engorging causes both extension and swelling.

In the animal kingdom, the stimulus for said swelling and extension is triggered by smell. That is mostly not true of the human male though. For instance, a male dog’s nose is generally about 100 times more sensitive than a human male’s nose. We do emit pheromones on a limited scale, and they can trigger subconscious lust when we breathe them in, but when we get to the erection stage, the pheromones have pretty much become a non-issue. From thereon out, it is the human mind that maintains a male’s erection.

Our lovers have to be mentally stimulated to achieve ejaculation (cum, in other words). Indeed, they HAVE to stay MENTALLY stimulated to maintain their erection. Let your man become bored in the bedroom, and pretty soon his erection will have a dysfunction. The dysfunction is YOU! YOU have not done your part to keep his attention focused on staying nice and hard.

Well, here are a few of my tricks to make that happen:

1) This tip will seem like it is so obvious once you think about it. Caress his body! Find his hot spots. Typical hot spots for men are nipples, back, lips, butts, neck, ears, back of his neck, as well as the old tried and true touch: his cock and balls. Other places he will love to be touched are his perineum (between his balls and butt hole), his anal rose, and the back of his knees.
2) Talk to him in language that is filled with “four letter words”. Tell him of your excitement. Tell him how you like to be touched, in graphic terms. Tell him how good he makes you feel when he suckles or kisses, pulls and twists you. Tell him how good it feels when he puts his mouth to your vaginal opening. Teach him how to pleasure you best orally. Guide his hands, his mouth, his cock.
3) Tell him your fantasies. Urge him to tell you his. Act out his fantasies. Act out yours. Be honest about what you think about , and don’t spare the four letter words . . . . or the details. Wonderfully lurid details of your fantasy are key.
4) If you are not good at fantasies, or just to stave off any chance of boredom, find some erotica and read it to him as you are making love, or teasing each other sexually. Act out the stories.
5) Visit theatres and shops that specialize in sex paraphernalia, videos and dildos and that sort of thing. (Get over your embarrassment about it! It is FUN!)
6) Urge him on in lurid detail as you and he get close to orgasms. Use four letter words as you tell him you are going to cum from his big fucking cock, for example.
7) Tell him the truth, that his cock size is, or is not, an issue. But be honest about it. The Kama Sutra describes our vagina (the book calls them our “Yoni”) as either Rabbits, Does, or Elephants. Which size comparison is realistic for yours? Does your lover’s equipment match in size? Tell him, one way or another. But be honest. Don’t make him wonder. If his is to big, or too small, tell him. Work out a satisfactory way of having sex that takes that into consideration.
8) Get good at giving blow jobs to completion. That is one of my favorite things to do. I love to catch my man soft, and suckle him to hardness.
9) Find a position that you both enjoy without stressing him out. For example, the tried and true “missionary position” puts a huge strain on a man’s musculature. If you wear him out by forcing him to hold himself up while he enjoys you, he will be more apt to NOT stay erect. His blood is being used to feed his muscles and cool him. Either way, his erection can soften and disappear.
10)Keep him cool. If your lover overheats, his blood will go to his skin to try to cool him. That causes him to loose his hard-on.
11) Discuss threesomes, gang bangs, or whatever is in your fantasy honestly and openly. If you would like to have him share you, or you want to share him, go ahead and do it. The Bible says it is OK! Honest! It even says it is OK for you to enjoy another woman! Fulfill your fantasies with your lover present. Let him watch and/or participate.

I hope you can learn to enjoy your lover. But just remember . . . it is your responsibility to arrive at the Palace of Sex ready and willing to participate fully. It is YOUR responsibility to keep his prick hard as steel if that is what you like.

Take the responsibility for it and be forever rewarded. Do NOT blame him for your OWN failings.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Erectile Dysfunction

My GOD! How many times do we have to watch the ads about "ED"? ED, as in Erectile Dysfunction. And that one about "if in the rare instance an erection lasts longer than four hours . . . ."! Oh my god, how stupid is that? I bet the ad guy (or gal) that thought that one up got a raise (pardon the pun)

Well, I spent a good part of the 4th of July weekend with a man (Doni) I highly respect. So I asked him about this ED thing. Here is what he told me.

Hmm, where to start? Lets start with some of the reasons, BESIDES A PHYSICAL ABNORMALITY, that ED occurs, in Doni’s opinion. (The reasons and substantiation will come later, here are the things he listed)

First: Wives actually, over a period of time, train their husbands NOT to respond sexually to their wives.

Second: Men get tired of always being told they are wrong.

Third: Many women stop taking care of their bodies after they “have their man”.

Fourth: Women ‘play games’ with sex.

Fifth: Most wives are HORRIBLE in bed.



OK, let’s talk about these one by one.

First: Wives actually, over a period of time, train their husbands to NOT respond sexually to them. A very high percentage of women are so out of tune with their bodies that they do not even feel the inner physical needs of sex. Nor do they know how to arouse themselves. So they use the age old excuse of “He just is out of touch with my feelings” or some other variant of that to blame the WOMAN’S PROBLEM on their man.

Then they discover their own sexuality, and suddenly they want their man to be sexually responsive to them. But they have spent years, maybe even decades, turning him off, and because he wants to please his wife, he does everything he can to comply. Pretty soon his willy stops responding to his wife. And then the wife her husband, tries to make it HIS fault AGAIN! The fucking bitches. Pardon me . . .

Second: Men get tired of always being told they are wrong. So they stop wanting to be around a woman that tries so hard to train him into being a subservient idiot.

There is a sign I see hanging in so many men’s offices these days. It says:

“If a man was alone in the woods, and he said something, would he still be wrong?”

How much more perfectly can it be said? That little question really says it all. It perfectly describes how frustrated men are with their marriages, with their wives, and with women in general. And it does not just happen in their marriage, it happens on 90% of the ads you see on TV, or hear on radio. Ads these days portray a man as an idiot controlled by, and saved from himself, by his wife.

That is absolutely sick!

Ladies, let me tell you something, men are intelligent, hard working, honest, and caring people. Any woman that treats their man with respect and admiration for the unique hard working person he is will NOT have a problem with ED in the bedroom, short of some physical abnormality. So get your act together.


Third: Many women stop taking care of their bodies after they “have their man”. Not only does their weight balloon, not only does their muscle tone atrophy, not only do they become overbearing assholes, but they stop washing their pussies! God, nothing smells worse than a dirty pussy! Can you blame a man that says “No way!” when she opens her thighs to him and her odor knocks him over?

Exercise ladies! Get into a weight control program, and NEVER get out of it. 24/7/365 is what it takes to be a sexy curvy woman. Not an ounce less effort will do.

AND, while you are exercising your body, DO NOT FORGET your pussy muscles! Your pussy muscles are what make it feel good to a man! Exercise them! Make them fit and toned and strong.

What????????????? Ashamed of talking about your pussy? Get over it! Men like to talk about your pussy. They would LOVE to hear YOU talk about your pussy! Every time you deny them the ability to hear you discuss sex, and your pussy, and their cock, and fucking, they begin to sense that you do not enjoy sex. By doing so, you push them away. You turn them off, little by little, refusal by refusal. After a few years, they have Erectile Dysfunction WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not with other women, WITH YOU!

And your pussy smell? If you can’t even take the time to deep clean your pussy before you have sex, then shame on you!

Women in the bible were viewed as being “unclean”. Why do you suppose that was? Well, I suspect that the nomadic life the early Israelite peoples led did not allow the women to wash their pussies very often. And a dirty pussy is a really ugly thing, smell wise. So the male dominated society declared them unclean. They WERE unclean!

Has your man declared YOU unclean in his mind, and therefore does whatever he can to not have to smell your odor?

Now, how about the shape of your body? Is it the same shape as the one he fell in love with? Have you changed? Has your body shaped changed? Fess up now. Who is it that is holding a gun to your head, and every time you try to say “no”, FORCES you to eat anyway?


Fourth: Women play games with sex. They use sex as a means of gaining control. They want to control the check book, they want to control his free time. And most of all, they want to get their own way. Everytime! EVERY time!

Well ladies, if your man is even the slightest bit passive aggressive, his cock will wilt in a heart beat when you pull that shit! You may have control of the check book, but his cock says “Go fuck your SELF!”


Fifth: Most women are HORRIBLE in bed. They have no clue how to have sex (OK call it “make love”) in a way that is satisfying to a man. Women won’t say “four letter words” (oh my, isn’t that delicate!). Women won’t even think about sucking their man’s cock, and if they do deign (for a short period) to do so, FORGET about allowing their man to cum in their mouth for god’s sake!

And the idea of letting your man watch you masturbate? On my god! Is that not on the list of the ten things you absolutely refuse to do? Be honest!

When was the last time you got yourself all turned on so that you were on hair trigger? Got YOUR SELF turned on to where all he had to do was touch you and you exploded? Never you say? Never done that? Tut, tut, tut!

Do you want some help learning how to turn your man on? READ PORN! WATCH PORN! Not rape movies, not gross no-plot crap! But good well written stories written or acted by someone that enjoys sex. Watch what men really like. Watch w hat men crave to have form their wives. Hey! There is an idea, take a porno home and watch it with your man. I bet he gets a hard on! Or read an erotic story to him as you touch yourself!

You could even ASK your man to teach you how to please him! It will probably take a while before he trusts you enough to even venture into that conversation with you, but believe me, he KNOWS what HE likes!

Do you?

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Counting Orgasms

One of the things that is frustrating when you look back on a weekend or night of unbridled sex is remembering how many times you came.

Is that a problem with you? For some reason I like to know how many times I came. I like to keep track of records. Like, what is the highest number of times I ever came from one sex session? I know it is over twenty, but it got blurry after that.

And how do you divide up a really long orgasm into its separate orgasms? If I cum continuously for over ten minutes, is that only one orgasm? Or can I say an orgasm lasts for only one minute, so that after “minute one” were nine more orgasms? What about when you have peaks and valley, but you are still cumming? Is that more than one?

For instance, with men, it is easy. They cum and shoot their white tasty goo. That is an orgasm for males. But with women, under the skilled hands of a consummate lover, a woman can cum for a long, long time, and many times, over and over.

So how do I count orgasms? Let's say my lover makes me cum for an hour and a half continuously, but he only cums once. Do I look at him and say, I only came once too? That is hardly fair!

I think we need to have a world summit at the UN and solve this. It is much more important than most of the other crapola that they talk about.

What's Love got to do with it? A LOT!

I spent the first two nights of the 4th of July weekend with my lovers Doni, Lieza, and Linda. We had a fantastic time. Poor Doni was surrounded by women. And for the first time since my surgery, I could be sexy and free. And I was. Poor Doni came and came and came and came and came. His testicles were the size of peanuts when we "turned him loose" to go back to his wife on Sunday.

And his scrotum was hairless. So was his cock. Yep! We three women got him into the tub and plucked him. He was a bit tense when we started, but he soon had a hard-on going big time as we all enjoyed handling him.

So if any of you want to know, from a man's point of view, how it is to be plucked, ask him!

I suspect he will be back for more in a few weeks.............

Translations gone afoul

Even the meanings of some words in English have changed since the King James Version of the Bible was translated.

Example: The word "prevent".

pre·vent (prĭ-vĕnt') v., -vent·ed, -vent·ing, -vents.
v.tr.
1) To keep from happening: [took steps to prevent the strike].
2) To keep (someone) from doing something; impede: [prevented us from winning].
3) Archaic. To anticipate or counter in advance.
4) Archaic. To come before; precede.

Note that the definitions in 3 and 4 above are the opposite of how we currently use the word. Now read the King James Version of the Bible and insert that definition. You will be amazed how that changes the meaning of the verse. Newer translations (the King James version was translated in 1611) have changed the translated word to "precede" as was orignally intended.