Counting Orgasms

One of the things that is frustrating when you look back on a weekend or night of unbridled sex is remembering how many times you came.

Is that a problem with you? For some reason I like to know how many times I came. I like to keep track of records. Like, what is the highest number of times I ever came from one sex session? I know it is over twenty, but it got blurry after that.

And how do you divide up a really long orgasm into its separate orgasms? If I cum continuously for over ten minutes, is that only one orgasm? Or can I say an orgasm lasts for only one minute, so that after “minute one” were nine more orgasms? What about when you have peaks and valley, but you are still cumming? Is that more than one?

For instance, with men, it is easy. They cum and shoot their white tasty goo. That is an orgasm for males. But with women, under the skilled hands of a consummate lover, a woman can cum for a long, long time, and many times, over and over.

So how do I count orgasms? Let's say my lover makes me cum for an hour and a half continuously, but he only cums once. Do I look at him and say, I only came once too? That is hardly fair!

I think we need to have a world summit at the UN and solve this. It is much more important than most of the other crapola that they talk about.