Erectile Dysfunction

My GOD! How many times do we have to watch the ads about "ED"? ED, as in Erectile Dysfunction. And that one about "if in the rare instance an erection lasts longer than four hours . . . ."! Oh my god, how stupid is that? I bet the ad guy (or gal) that thought that one up got a raise (pardon the pun)

Well, I spent a good part of the 4th of July weekend with a man (Doni) I highly respect. So I asked him about this ED thing. Here is what he told me.

Hmm, where to start? Lets start with some of the reasons, BESIDES A PHYSICAL ABNORMALITY, that ED occurs, in Doni’s opinion. (The reasons and substantiation will come later, here are the things he listed)

First: Wives actually, over a period of time, train their husbands NOT to respond sexually to their wives.

Second: Men get tired of always being told they are wrong.

Third: Many women stop taking care of their bodies after they “have their man”.

Fourth: Women ‘play games’ with sex.

Fifth: Most wives are HORRIBLE in bed.



OK, let’s talk about these one by one.

First: Wives actually, over a period of time, train their husbands to NOT respond sexually to them. A very high percentage of women are so out of tune with their bodies that they do not even feel the inner physical needs of sex. Nor do they know how to arouse themselves. So they use the age old excuse of “He just is out of touch with my feelings” or some other variant of that to blame the WOMAN’S PROBLEM on their man.

Then they discover their own sexuality, and suddenly they want their man to be sexually responsive to them. But they have spent years, maybe even decades, turning him off, and because he wants to please his wife, he does everything he can to comply. Pretty soon his willy stops responding to his wife. And then the wife her husband, tries to make it HIS fault AGAIN! The fucking bitches. Pardon me . . .

Second: Men get tired of always being told they are wrong. So they stop wanting to be around a woman that tries so hard to train him into being a subservient idiot.

There is a sign I see hanging in so many men’s offices these days. It says:

“If a man was alone in the woods, and he said something, would he still be wrong?”

How much more perfectly can it be said? That little question really says it all. It perfectly describes how frustrated men are with their marriages, with their wives, and with women in general. And it does not just happen in their marriage, it happens on 90% of the ads you see on TV, or hear on radio. Ads these days portray a man as an idiot controlled by, and saved from himself, by his wife.

That is absolutely sick!

Ladies, let me tell you something, men are intelligent, hard working, honest, and caring people. Any woman that treats their man with respect and admiration for the unique hard working person he is will NOT have a problem with ED in the bedroom, short of some physical abnormality. So get your act together.


Third: Many women stop taking care of their bodies after they “have their man”. Not only does their weight balloon, not only does their muscle tone atrophy, not only do they become overbearing assholes, but they stop washing their pussies! God, nothing smells worse than a dirty pussy! Can you blame a man that says “No way!” when she opens her thighs to him and her odor knocks him over?

Exercise ladies! Get into a weight control program, and NEVER get out of it. 24/7/365 is what it takes to be a sexy curvy woman. Not an ounce less effort will do.

AND, while you are exercising your body, DO NOT FORGET your pussy muscles! Your pussy muscles are what make it feel good to a man! Exercise them! Make them fit and toned and strong.

What????????????? Ashamed of talking about your pussy? Get over it! Men like to talk about your pussy. They would LOVE to hear YOU talk about your pussy! Every time you deny them the ability to hear you discuss sex, and your pussy, and their cock, and fucking, they begin to sense that you do not enjoy sex. By doing so, you push them away. You turn them off, little by little, refusal by refusal. After a few years, they have Erectile Dysfunction WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not with other women, WITH YOU!

And your pussy smell? If you can’t even take the time to deep clean your pussy before you have sex, then shame on you!

Women in the bible were viewed as being “unclean”. Why do you suppose that was? Well, I suspect that the nomadic life the early Israelite peoples led did not allow the women to wash their pussies very often. And a dirty pussy is a really ugly thing, smell wise. So the male dominated society declared them unclean. They WERE unclean!

Has your man declared YOU unclean in his mind, and therefore does whatever he can to not have to smell your odor?

Now, how about the shape of your body? Is it the same shape as the one he fell in love with? Have you changed? Has your body shaped changed? Fess up now. Who is it that is holding a gun to your head, and every time you try to say “no”, FORCES you to eat anyway?


Fourth: Women play games with sex. They use sex as a means of gaining control. They want to control the check book, they want to control his free time. And most of all, they want to get their own way. Everytime! EVERY time!

Well ladies, if your man is even the slightest bit passive aggressive, his cock will wilt in a heart beat when you pull that shit! You may have control of the check book, but his cock says “Go fuck your SELF!”


Fifth: Most women are HORRIBLE in bed. They have no clue how to have sex (OK call it “make love”) in a way that is satisfying to a man. Women won’t say “four letter words” (oh my, isn’t that delicate!). Women won’t even think about sucking their man’s cock, and if they do deign (for a short period) to do so, FORGET about allowing their man to cum in their mouth for god’s sake!

And the idea of letting your man watch you masturbate? On my god! Is that not on the list of the ten things you absolutely refuse to do? Be honest!

When was the last time you got yourself all turned on so that you were on hair trigger? Got YOUR SELF turned on to where all he had to do was touch you and you exploded? Never you say? Never done that? Tut, tut, tut!

Do you want some help learning how to turn your man on? READ PORN! WATCH PORN! Not rape movies, not gross no-plot crap! But good well written stories written or acted by someone that enjoys sex. Watch what men really like. Watch w hat men crave to have form their wives. Hey! There is an idea, take a porno home and watch it with your man. I bet he gets a hard on! Or read an erotic story to him as you touch yourself!

You could even ASK your man to teach you how to please him! It will probably take a while before he trusts you enough to even venture into that conversation with you, but believe me, he KNOWS what HE likes!

Do you?