Sunday, November 22, 2009

Video Review: The Ugly Truth

Video: The Ugly Truth

Last night we watched a video titled “The Ugly Truth. It is deservedly R-rated, but only because of the theme and verbiage. No explicit displays are shown. I missed them.

The theme of the movie is that men and women are attracted to each other for reasons they often cannot comprehend. In fact people, couples, seem to resent the seemingly natural fact that opposites attract.

I was in my Snuggy, which I adore. I can be naked under its soft snuggling, nurturing warmth, and still use the remote and eat my M&Ms! And touch myself.

I digress.

The two main characters are a woman control freak and a swashbuckling rover. Opposites, like I said. Clearly destined to break each other’s hearts. Clearly!

The movie is nicely written and worth seeing as a couple. It will give you something to talk about together besides the tired trivia of most dates and marriages.

I recommend it for men, women, and couples. It will peek into your heart and make you laugh, cringe, and nod your head knowingly.

I rate it a 7.2 With some appropriate sex scenes it would have been an 8 or above. The only thing that came close was one of the character’s naked buttocks. Standing outside. In public. In front of a woman that is hanging upside down from a tree, her panties visible to the whole world. (MMMMMMMMM!) There are some darling situational shots like one where a woman is wearing the vibrating panties and some kid is toying with the remote control. In public. In a high class restaurant. In front of some high-fallootin executives she needs to impress.

Having read Dok’s story about the remote-control vibrating egg, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. I came seven times last night after the movie. Three during. Snuggy . . .